Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Is this a vanity project?
A. Everything’s a vanity project for me.

Q. Is that your real (hair/eyelids/bone structure)?
A. That is between me, two plastic surgeons, three filler techs, a gloriously discreet hairdresser for whom I would take a bullet, and Twitter if I feel like oversharing.

Q. Why are you so (reclusive/flippant/hostile/gorgeous)?
A. Scorpio, baby.

Q. Why did you mute/block me on Twitter?
A. You either said one really offensive thing or a few tedious ones.

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